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The Master of Wisdom - Shoplifters will be enlightened
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The Master of Wisdom – Shoplifters will be enlightened

By Mark Kelly on Sep 25, 2009 in Authors, Ha! Archives, Ha! History, Humour, Issue2, Mark Kelly, Short Story

ARCHIVE. Issue 2, January 1995. THE WHEEL OF LIFE was wobbling as Mu Ling pushed his mortal trolley through the aisles of Infinity Superstores plc. He heard his Master’s voice echoing from within a freezer of frozen vegetables and discovered the learned one thrashing about in the peas and sprouts in search of the half-drunk [...]

Cod Zen
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Cod Zen

By Mark Kelly on Sep 22, 2009 in Authors, Ha! Archives, Ha! History, Humour, Issue 1, Mark Kelly, Short Story

ARCHIVE. Issue 1, September 1994. THE MASTER OF Wisdom was well-known to the authorities as the foremost proponent of the twin techniques of thoughtlessness and mindlessness. Released into the community, he was often visited by an eager young student called Mu Ling who had inwardly digested a copy of Zen and the Art of Marketing [...]

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