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simonelli

Cartoonist, caricaturist, writer, and occasional stand-up performer, Simon is a man of many ambitions but of very few talents. Publisher of Ha! Magazine back in the mid nineties, this is his attempt to resurrect the title in the internet age. Currently organising The London International Cartoon Festival, Simon lives noisily in North London with his family, guitars and drum kit. His website can be found at http://cartoono.co.uk

Web Site: http://cartoono.co.uk


How the UK economy is managed:

October 7, 2011
MervynKingFeatured

Cartoons by Simon Ellinas
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Charity begins at Home Secretary

October 4, 2011

OUR CONFERENCE CORRESPONDENT WRITES: IN A BLISTERING attack on the rest of the World, the Home Secretary, Theresa May, told the Tory Party Conference today that nobody other than thoroughbred British people have any right to a family life in a free society. "How can anyone who is not completely British possibly merit a...
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Knox Guilty!

October 4, 2011

SORRY, THE DAILY MAIL misheard. That should read NOT GUILTY!
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Lord Prescott and Eric Pickles go to Tesco

October 2, 2011
PrezzaPicklesFeatured

ON THE HOTTEST October day since records began Tesco predicted it would sell 3.5million sausages, 550,000 burgers and 500,000 tubs of ice cream over the weekend. And that's just in Lord Prescott and Eric Pickles' neighbourhood.
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How love blossomed for Carla Bruni and Nicolas Sarkozy

September 29, 2011
CarlaSarkoFeatured

NICOLAS BENT TO pick a buttercup and handed it to Carla. Carla's heart fluttered as his fingertips touched hers. "These, my dear," said Nicoals Sarkozy, pointing to some shrubbery, "are roses tremières and those are ornithogala pyramidales." Carla's legs turned to jelly. "Blimey!" she thought in her native cockney accent which she so cunningly...
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Why did they change Jif to Cif?

September 29, 2011
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Comedy singer songwriter Elliot Mason
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New TV comedy, this week only: Are Two Eds Better Than One?

September 26, 2011
twoEdsFeatured

THE LATEST COMEDY double act to hit the screens has taken the nation by storm with "Two Eds Are Better Than One" blowing away audiences in Liverpool. Playing to rapturous applause from an admittedly partisan audience, Ed Miliband, the tall, ahem, good looking one without glasses joshes and banters with his straight man, the...
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Ha! Saturday Morning at the Movies presents . . .

September 24, 2011
Apocalypse Now movie poster caricature

Caricatures and cartoons by George Williams
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Fifty glorious years for the established scourge of the establishment

September 21, 2011
HislopFeatured

IT SEEMS LIKE yesterday that four spotty, ink stained schoolboys were giggling over an old Banda Machine in Shrewsbury School. Richard Ingrams, Willie Rushton, Christopher Booker and Paul Foot produced the Salopian in the mid Fifties. Once it had achieved some backing and the benefit of offset litho printing, and once the suggested name...
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Charlie Sheen is completely out of control say worried friends

September 17, 2011
Hollywood Star Charlie Sheen

HOLLYWOOD ACTOR and legendary hell-raiser, Charlie Sheen has worried his friends with his increasingly erratic behaviour. Sheen's routine normally includes regular alcohol and drug abuse, marital problems and alleged domestic violence. "We're used to seeing televisions coming flying through his front windows and drug dealers arriving and leaving at all hours of day and...
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The British Army unveil their secret weapon . . .

September 16, 2011
Cheryl Cole singing in Afghanistan

Cartoonist Simon Ellinas
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Sarah Jessica Parker knows precisely how Christina Hendricks does it

September 15, 2011
Sarah Jessica Parker and Christina Hendricks at premiere of I Don't Know How She Does It

AT THE PREMIERE of I Don't Know How She Does It starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Christina Hendricks, rumour was rife that that the two main stars of the film were contenders for Golden Globes. Cartoonist Simon Ellinas
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Ed Milliband caught with striking dominatrix at Congress House, London

September 14, 2011
Ed Milliband

NOT TO BE OUTDONE by the Conservative Chancellor George Osborne, Labour leader Ed Milliband received a whipping from several hundred members of the Trades Union Congress in London earlier this week. Cartoonist and caricaturist Simon Ellinas.  
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The Ha! Man of the Year Award goes to . . .

September 12, 2011
George Osborne Chancellor of the Exchequer UK

Caricatures and cartoons by Simon Ellinas
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9/11 Media frenzy!

September 10, 2011
Nice Flowers

LEFT: SOME nice flowers instead of the usual Twin Towers pic which we were lazy enough to include in an earlier edit which we now realise committed the same sins of the media we are lampooning below. NEWS ANCHOR, TED EXPECTANT: IT'S THE TENTH anniversary of the 9/11 attacks on New York and Washington...
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When they say . . .

September 8, 2011
Family Butcher

". . . WE'RE GOING GET slaughtered tonight . . ." They probably didn't mean literally:
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NASA fake moon landings proved fake by fake photos

September 7, 2011
NASA Moon Landing Photos

NASA TRIUMPHANTLY RELEASED some photos today to dispel the myths that the Apollo moon landings had been faked in a Hollywood film set. NASA's Lunar Reconnaisance Orbiter (LRO) has taken photographs that clearly show footprints, markings from the tracks of the lunar buggy and spacecraft scorch marks on the surface of the moon. Research...
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Alistair Darling tells it like it was!

September 4, 2011
Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling

THE FORMER LABOUR Chancellor has released his memoirs to disclose several shocking revelations about Gordon Brown's administration as Prime Minister: 1) He failed to grasp the seriousness of the recession 2) There was an atmosphere of crisis and chaos 3) The Pope is Catholic 4) Bears shit in the woods 5) The sky is...
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Live dangerously! Be middle class!

August 29, 2011
Gin Lane by Hogarth

By Piers Stasanewt You're All Going To Die Correspondent (LEFT: An average night in middle class suburbia.) EXTREME SPORTS FANS may favour bungee jumping, white water rafting or diving with sharks, but they do not know real danger like the middle class, middle aged residents of leafy suburbia. The middle classes • Drink wine...
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Evicted again?

August 28, 2011
Sally Bercow Evicted from Big Brother and . . .?

Cartoons by Simon Ellinas
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