
STOP PRESS: 306 MPs DECIDE WHETHER 62MILLION PEOPLE WANT TO ENTER EURO
LATEST TRAVEL NEWS: Hitch hikers are well aware of all the dire warnings against the dangers of travelling the world depending on the kindness of complete strangers. You never know who you are thumbing a lift from. We all know that the world is full of psychotic, axe-wielding maniacs and that The Texas Chainsaw...

Cartoons by Jean Gouders FRENCH PRESIDENT NICOLAS Sarkozy AND German Chancellor, Angela Merkel were delighted yesterday when European Council President Herman Van Rompuy agreed to put his head under the guillotine, er, to be 'President' of the new Economic Government. "We have expressed the wish that you could assume this post," the French and...
FURTHER TO MY, 22-23 recent ramblings about Stinkfoot on the Thekla here’s something else all you Vivianites out there may find interesting if you fancy a night out in Liverpool as we approach the longest day. I have my ticket already. Myself and two chums will be hot footing it off up there for...
Italian Prime Minister’s brains finally found
MEDICALSCIENCE WAS dumbfounded recently when an X-ray revealed what appears to be a human brain in Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's penis. The search for Berlusconi's brain had been going on for some years but it was only recently that Doctors could conclusively end their search. "We were tipped off after the news that...
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