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Ha! Social Media Success Course, lesson #1

October 13, 2011
DesperateSalesman

by Steve Holmes HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN how to tie your shoelaces? Don't worry. You are not alone. In this busy world of clouded multitasking with shiny plastic gadgets it's becoming all too easy to lose track of those essential basics without which no great leader can completely express their core and randomly distributed visions....
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How to get people to do things for nothing – Craigs List

October 3, 2011
Craigs List Jobs for Nothing


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Ross Kemp: the unedited memoirs. Part 1.

September 24, 2011
Ross Kemp

MY NAME IS Ross Kemp and this is my life. Where do I start? No seriously where do I start? Gareth? F*cking hell, Gareth I need a hand here. Oi where’ve you gone? Gareth??!   It’s a minefield of choices this writing business. So many ways to skin a cat.   Inspiration. Its not...
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Come on, England!

June 17, 2010
Come on, England!

Cartoons by John Landers
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Rick’s View!

June 14, 2010
Rick’s View!


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Ray Alan croaks it!

May 26, 2010
Ray Alan croaks it!

  A GENERATION OF British folk can remember three TV channels, test cards and nearly-all-day religious programmes on a Sunday. There was absolutely nothing on during the day except horse racing. Families used to stay in to watch a Saturday night film and all those variety shows as the valves in the sets got...
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UK politicians come up with a vote winner!

April 6, 2010
UK politicians come up with a vote winner!

A HANGED PARLIAMENT proves to be a popular choice! Cartoons by Tim Leatherbarrow
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Small Hard-On Collider

April 6, 2010
Small Hard-On Collider

BY TAKING THE most sub-human particles, which are MPs and the most sub-human being the main party leaders and firing them at each other at speeds faster than light (the speed of political blame). The colossal impact, as can be deduced from the equation E=MP2 will reduce the sub-human particles into smaller sub-human particles...
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A word from our sponsor:

March 30, 2010
A word from our sponsor:

Cartoons by Jean Gouders
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The USA feels a little prick

March 30, 2010
The USA feels a little prick

Cartoons and Caricatures by Jean Gouders
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Your mission, Jim, if you choose to accept is…er…

March 24, 2010
Your mission, Jim, if you choose to accept is…er…


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Cameron, Sarkozy in DWARFGATE furore!

March 19, 2010
Cameron, Sarkozy in DWARFGATE furore!


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Get your Free Ha!ttoo!

February 17, 2010
Get your Free Ha!ttoo!

Advert and caricature courtesy of Jean Gouders
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Ha! receives US backing!

February 7, 2010
Ha! receives US backing!

Cartoons and caricatures by Jean Gouders
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Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom – how it all works…

February 3, 2010
Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom – how it all works…


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President Sarkozy sets Muslim burka guidelines

January 29, 2010
President Sarkozy sets Muslim burka guidelines

Cartoons by Jean Gouders
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Magic Movie Moments!

January 26, 2010
Magic Movie Moments!

Gordon Brown in remake of Jason and The Argonauts! Cartoons and caricatures by Tim Leatherbarrow
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The Euro Presidential race is on!

November 10, 2009
The Euro Presidential race is on!

The whores of Europe pour onto the streets of Brussels Cartoons and caricatures by Jean Gouders
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Liverpool FC’d up

November 4, 2009
Liverpool FC’d up

Cartoons and caricatures by Tim Leatherbarrow
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Wine Review by Melton Thornaby – New York

November 4, 2009
Wine Review by Melton Thornaby – New York

INTRODUCING our new columnist! Melton Thornaby – Adventurer, travel writer and wine connoisseur I’VE NEVER MUCH liked the taste of wine. But I learned from a remarkably early age that I have a sensitive and cultured palette, and am able to identify a myriad of complex flavours and tastes – quickly getting an accurate...
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