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simonelli

Cartoonist, caricaturist and writer with a penchant for music, films and swimming. Organising the first ever London International Cartoon Festival for 2010.

Web Site: http://cartoono.co.uk


Woody Allen: Without Feathers/Side Effects

October 1, 2009
Woody Allen: Without Feathers/Side Effects

ARCHIVE: amended from Issue 2, January 1995 WOODY ALLEN’S fame for extracting humour from the serious side of life is well-known. And in many of his films, humour is noticeably absent as he mines the darkest recesses of the human psyche and relationships. So, a return to his earlier work, at a time when...
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Hokey Cokey vs the Vatican

September 30, 2009
Hokey Cokey vs the Vatican

ARCHIVE. Amended from original in issue 2, January 1995. STRANGE-BUT-TRUE department: It appears that the world famous dance practiced in homes throughout Kilburn, the Hokey Cokey, has intersting origins. Back in Reformation times, the jesters and satirists otherwise known as Protestants made up the dance to mock the Roman Catholics’ communion rites. The myriad...
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Toilets explode all over Britain

September 30, 2009

ARCHIVE. Amended from original in issue 2, January 1995. AN ILL-JUDGED household tip on a TV home improvements show was blamed for the sudden wholesale destruction of thousands of the country’s toilets. Toilets in shops suffered a sudden retail destruction. The programme’s suggested solution to nasty smells left in toilets was: “Simply light a...
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Topical Cartoon on Ha! Humorous Arts

September 30, 2009
Topical Cartoon on Ha! Humorous Arts

THE FOLLOWING IS a section from a topical cartoon on Ha! Humorous Arts. can you guess what’s happening? There’s one way to find out!
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What they said about the first issue of

September 25, 2009
What they said about the first issue of

ARCHIVE. Issue 2, January 1995. “I liked the odd use of capitals in ‘Video Nice-ies” – Neil Jones, Liverpool. Thanks Neil; so DID wE. “Ha! amused me!” – Martin Mason, London “Anyone could enjoy Ha!” – Agraman, The Buzz, Cheshire. “I liked Ofice Messages” – Jonathan Isaacs “Maintain present theme and all should go...
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Ha! Humorous Arts!

September 25, 2009
Ha! Humorous Arts!

I’VE BEEN BUSY relaunching my old magazine onto the web. Please take a look!
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Nightmare at Primark!

September 24, 2009
Nightmare at Primark!

ARCHIVE. Amended from original in issue 4, May 1995. YOU’RE WALKING DOWN a crowded street and to your horror, you notice the people looking at you and laughing. They’re pointing at your nether regions and when you look down, you notice that you are not wearing anything but a skimpy sleeveless vest. For an...
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A Cartoonist Writes…

September 23, 2009
A Cartoonist Writes…

ARCHIVE. Amended from original in issue 1, September 1994. IS CARTOONING VIEWED as a ‘folk art’ along with macramé, pottery and morris dancing? As a cartoonist I am often asked, “Why don’t you bugger off?” This is usually from prospective clients. One receives the impression that cartoons are expected to be free, or at...
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Latest Caricature from Photo!

September 21, 2009
Latest Caricature from Photo!


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Cartoons for Cartoon Festival!

September 18, 2009
Cartoons for Cartoon Festival!

Click on images TWICE to enlarge. I WILL be showing these cartoons at the forthcoming St Just-le-Martel Cartoon Festival in Limoges. They asked for cartoons on astronomy and I thought I would also incorporate some caricatures as well just to show the full breadth of my amazing talents!
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Prince Nigel Harnesses His Hormones!

September 16, 2009
Prince Nigel Harnesses His Hormones!

ARCHIVE. Amended from original in issue 5, September 1995. Prince Nigel is the Queen’s second cousin, twice removed (twice removed, forcibly, from Buckingham Palace. He now lives in Battersea). After leaving the famous public school, Martindales, he settled into his bedsit with his collection of anoraks and proceeded to read the entire Inter City...
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Rough Cartoons for Air New Zealand Competition

August 17, 2009
Rough Cartoons for Air New Zealand Competition

I’VE BEEN working on some roughs for a competition Air New Zealand are planning to launch. It’s always interesting to see how fresh and immediate roughs appear. They are often much more satisfying to look at than finished artwork. (Click on images to enlarge)
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Astral Dejection

July 16, 2009
Astral Dejection

My career as an amateur astronomer is blighted by street lighting and the English weather. In fact you could say that I suffer from… Astral Dejection I’ve seen Galaxies, Milky Ways and Mars in sweet shops – they’re chocolate bars. But I’ve never seen them in the night sky either with telescope or naked eye. I must be a poor...
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Dave Brown – Cartoonist for the Independent

June 18, 2009
Dave Brown – Cartoonist for the Independent

I WENT TO see the exhibition of cartoons by Independent cartoonist Dave Brown last night at The Political Cartoon Gallery. There is an awe-inspiring array of meticulously-crafted artwork here from his regular Saturday offerings when he draws spoofs from well known artworks to reflect what has been happening in the news. Unfortunately, I couldn’t...
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Topical Cartoon!

June 11, 2009
Topical Cartoon!


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