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HOLLYWOOD ACTOR and legendary hell-raiser, Charlie Sheen has worried his friends with his increasingly erratic behaviour. Sheen's routine normally includes regular alcohol and drug abuse, marital problems and alleged domestic violence. "We're used to seeing televisions coming flying through his front windows and drug dealers arriving and leaving at all hours of day and...
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Cartoonist Simon Ellinas
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AT THE PREMIERE of I Don't Know How She Does It starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Christina Hendricks, rumour was rife that that the two main stars of the film were contenders for Golden Globes. Cartoonist Simon Ellinas
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Cartoons by Tim Leatherbarrow
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NOT TO BE OUTDONE by the Conservative Chancellor George Osborne, Labour leader Ed Milliband received a whipping from several hundred members of the Trades Union Congress in London earlier this week. Cartoonist and caricaturist Simon Ellinas.
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Caricatures and cartoons by Simon Ellinas
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LEFT: SOME nice flowers instead of the usual Twin Towers pic which we were lazy enough to include in an earlier edit which we now realise committed the same sins of the media we are lampooning below. NEWS ANCHOR, TED EXPECTANT: IT'S THE TENTH anniversary of the 9/11 attacks on New York and Washington...
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". . . WE'RE GOING GET slaughtered tonight . . ." They probably didn't mean literally:
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NASA TRIUMPHANTLY RELEASED some photos today to dispel the myths that the Apollo moon landings had been faked in a Hollywood film set. NASA's Lunar Reconnaisance Orbiter (LRO) has taken photographs that clearly show footprints, markings from the tracks of the lunar buggy and spacecraft scorch marks on the surface of the moon. Research...
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FOUR HUNDRED AND fifty days after the election, there's still no government in Belgium. But they still have marvellous mussels, waffles and chips! Cartoons by Jean Gouders
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Cartoons by Ian Parratt
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THE FORMER LABOUR Chancellor has released his memoirs to disclose several shocking revelations about Gordon Brown's administration as Prime Minister: 1) He failed to grasp the seriousness of the recession 2) There was an atmosphere of crisis and chaos 3) The Pope is Catholic 4) Bears shit in the woods 5) The sky is...
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HURRICANE IRENE and the earthquake, which terrified millions on the east coast of the United States this week, have brought out the conspiracy theorists once again — all are lining up to give their reasons why these natural disasters hit. Now, before I go on with this, let me tell you that you...
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LET'S GO FISHING in Britain's wonderfully clean fresh rivers and lakes! No more grotty chemicals, used condoms, old sofas and abandoned shopping trolleys. Cartoon by Tim Leatherbarrow
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By Piers Stasanewt You're All Going To Die Correspondent (LEFT: An average night in middle class suburbia.) EXTREME SPORTS FANS may favour bungee jumping, white water rafting or diving with sharks, but they do not know real danger like the middle class, middle aged residents of leafy suburbia. The middle classes • Drink wine...
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Cartoons by Simon Ellinas
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LATEST TRAVEL NEWS: Hitch hikers are well aware of all the dire warnings against the dangers of travelling the world depending on the kindness of complete strangers. You never know who you are thumbing a lift from. We all know that the world is full of psychotic, axe-wielding maniacs and that The Texas Chainsaw...
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THE UK WAS rocked by the shock revelation that a prominent public figure's spouse has no interest whatsoever in publicity. The spouse, who happens to be a woman, lives quietly in a grace and favour residence near her husband's political office and busies herself with housework, knitting, doing Sudokus and watching Countdown. Newspapers and...
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Cartoons by Tim Leatherbarrow
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Italian Prime Minister’s brains finally found
MEDICALSCIENCE WAS dumbfounded recently when an X-ray revealed what appears to be a human brain in Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's penis. The search for Berlusconi's brain had been going on for some years but it was only recently that Doctors could conclusively end their search. "We were tipped off after the news that...
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