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Our American Royal Wedding — the Kardashians

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August 22, 2011
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An American's Letter to the British people: WE IN AMERICA know that you British had the wedding of the century. Allow me to reassure you that we do not resent the pageantry and celebration.  In fact, we are jealous. We have nothing that compares to royalty. We had the Kennedys for a while, but...
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Is it a bird, is it a plane? No! it’s a new European superhero

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August 19, 2011
CAPTAIN EURO-HA!

Cartoons by Jean Gouders FRENCH PRESIDENT NICOLAS Sarkozy AND German Chancellor, Angela Merkel were delighted yesterday when European Council President Herman Van Rompuy agreed to put his head under the guillotine, er, to be 'President' of the new Economic Government. "We have expressed the wish that you could assume this post," the French and...
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Choose Real Life™ – The choice of Professionals

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August 18, 2011
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THOUSANDS OF SOCIAL Media experts and users were stunned last week at the Organisation for Real Growth through Associated Social Media, in Sacramento, California. The exhibition area was, of course, dominated by huge stands for Twitter, Facebook, Google and Linkedin. Each was proclaiming their dominance over the social media market. But it wasn't the...
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Join The Bullingdon Club! It’s a Riot!

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August 17, 2011
Cameron and Johnson in Bullingdon Club

YOU ARE CORDIALLY invited to apply for membership to the most exclusive members' club in Oxford University. The Bullingdon Club If you're an Old Etonian, thoroughly stashed with cash and are, quite frankly, totally entitled to rule the country, you may be eligible. The benefits of joining the Bullingdon: • You don't work for...
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David Cameron and Nick Clegg ‘not gay’ shock!

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August 15, 2011
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A PETITION TO allow UK Prime Minister David Cameron marry his live-in Deputy Nick Clegg was given short shrift today. A spokesperson announced that while the UK Government welcomed marriages between same sex couples, Cameron and Clegg couldn't get married because they are merely puppets 'with no sexual orientation'. The long running kids' show...
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Coalition Government cuts reach drastic levels!

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September 20, 2010
Coalition Government cuts reach drastic levels!

SORRY, MATE! Parliament's ordered a 20% cut of state institutions! Cartoons by Guy Carter
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Thousands turn out to welcome spiritual leader

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September 18, 2010
Thousands turn out to welcome spiritual leader

YES, THAT'S RIGHT. Another Stephen Fry book signing session in Waterstones. Cartoons and caricatures by Simon Ellinas
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Goodbye to Wayne and Coleen!

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September 7, 2010
Goodbye to Wayne and Coleen!


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Sarkozy shows gipsies the door

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September 7, 2010
Sarkozy shows gipsies the door

Cartoons and caricatures by Jean Gouders
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Blair gives one to Brown

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September 7, 2010
Blair gives one to Brown

Cartoons by Tim Leatherbarrow
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Wayne Rooney Scores!

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September 6, 2010
Wayne Rooney Scores!

WHAT A WASTE of £1,200 for sex with a prostitute. Just think, Wayne could have had his ears pinned back for that amount and then maybe he wouldn't have to pay for it. Let's hope that team mate John Terry is not going to offer Coleen some consolation…
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Sound PR advice to William Hague from, er, Sally Bercow

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September 3, 2010

SPEAKER'S WIFE Sally Bercow has some sage advice for Foreign Secretary William Hague following his panic-stricken public denial about being homosexual. "My first thought was 'why are you doing this?' I think he was given duff PR advice." Wise words indeed from the woman who, in 2009, publicly announced that she was a binge...
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Infallible leader publishes memoirs!

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September 1, 2010
Infallible leader publishes memoirs!


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Fabio faces the wrath of England supporters

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June 30, 2010
Fabio faces the wrath of England supporters

Capello learns too late that the Englishman's sense of fair play is just a myth. Cartoons and Caricatures by Jed Pascoe
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Come on, England!

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June 17, 2010
Come on, England!

Cartoons by John Landers
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Rick’s View!

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June 14, 2010
Rick’s View!


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Ray Alan croaks it!

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May 26, 2010
Ray Alan croaks it!

  A GENERATION OF British folk can remember three TV channels, test cards and nearly-all-day religious programmes on a Sunday. There was absolutely nothing on during the day except horse racing. Families used to stay in to watch a Saturday night film and all those variety shows as the valves in the sets got...
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Bargain!

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May 19, 2010
Bargain!


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Sir Henry at Rawlinson End in Liverpool 22 – 23 June!

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May 19, 2010

FURTHER TO MY, 22-23  recent ramblings about Stinkfoot on the Thekla here’s something else all you Vivianites out there may find interesting if you fancy a night out in Liverpool as we approach the longest day. I have my ticket already. Myself and two chums will be hot footing it off up there for...
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The Cameron-Cleggmobile!

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May 12, 2010
The Cameron-Cleggmobile!

New drivers for the UK!  Cartoon by Simon Ellinas
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