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WICHITA – Local man Dennis Love today admitted to friends and drinking buddies that he, in fact, has no idea how to play poker. This resulted in six immediate invites to poker games, hosted by each one of his friends. In each case he was advised to "bring his wallet," while Love sarcastically replied,...
BBC NEWSFLASH: "The remarkable remains of two ancient human-like creatures (hominids) have been found in South Africa"
Archive, issue 2, Jan 1995 WHY -OH-WHY do supermarkets use superglue to label their fruit? WHY-OH-WHY do insurance salesman ring you up for ‘a little chat’ and then go on to try to sell you insurance? WHY-OH-WHY is pornographic,lewd, sexist, racist and totally puerile humour classed as ‘adult’? WHY-OH-WHY doesn’t the man on the...
Archives, issue 2, Jan 1995 Ref: Tory sex scandal, David Mellor and Antonia de Sancha IN MORE ROBUST times than ours, any courtier who incurred the monarch’s displeasure was stripped of his finery, kitted out in sackcloth and ashes and paraded through the streets for the amusement of the commoners. From ‘His Grace’ to...
Archive, amended from issue 2, Jan 1995 PARIS. A HISTORIC court action was started here this week. The plaintiffs are the French Association of Clowns who are accusing the defendants, Banana Skins of flasely masquerading as a comic device. René Pou-Pou, the clowns’ spokesman explained: “Eets incroyable. Pour trop longtemps ze skins de bananes...
Archive, amended from issue 2, January 1995 NEW YORK. A historic agreemnet was reached here today between two of the greatest inventors of the twentieth century. K. Edgar Hoover (younger brother to J. Edgar Hoover and elder brother to L. Edgar Hoover) and Lazlo Biro amicably agreed to swap tradenames for their respective products....
Archive, Issue 2, January 1995 ONTARIO. Mounted police had to ride in to break up a crowd of self-confessed loiterers who were picketing the city’s hotels. Ernest Pickenheim, the group’s spokesman, said, “We want to form a lobby for hotel reception areas.” Police arrested four men who were in breach of the Sense of...
NASA’S SEARCH FOR water on the moon has stirred up the medical world no end. The space agency plans to blast the lunar surface with high explosive, and then take snapshots of the resultant dust cloud to see if any H2O has been coaxed out of hiding. This method is now being tested to...
ARCHIVE. Amended from original in issue 1, September 1994. WHY-OH-WHY do CD manufacturers gleefully design a container that automatically rips a lyric sheet to shreds wen you try to remove it? WHY-OH-WHY do you find so much dog poo on the only path through a large field? WHY-OH-WHY was Absolutely Fabulous such a success?
ARCHIVE. Amended from original in issue 1, September 1994. WEDNESDAY 27th JULY was a hot and clammy day. It was the sort of weather that persuades acres of waxy flesh to emerge from their wollen winter retreats. The elderly had even undone the top buttons of their thick winter coats. Watford was awash with...
ARCHIVE. Amended from original in issue 1, September 1994. ONLY THE OTHER day I was on my way to an important paper clip-bending meeting in London when I saw it. “STOP! Bring all your dry cleaning here!” scrawled all over a dirty bit of cardboard in a sweet shop window. Of course, I couldn’t...
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