Issue 4

Nightmare at Primark!

September 24, 2009
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Nightmare at Primark!

ARCHIVE. Amended from original in issue 4, May 1995. YOU’RE WALKING DOWN a crowded street and to your horror, you notice the people looking at you and laughing. They’re pointing at your nether regions and when you look down, you notice that you are not wearing anything but a skimpy sleeveless vest. For an...

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Ho-Ho-Scopes

September 23, 2009
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Ho-Ho-Scopes

ARCHIVE. Issue 4, May 1995. Star Signs and Sex Aries You’re known as the Roger Bannisters of the bedroom. You’re quickest off he mark, but after four minutes of huffing and puffing you feel like you’ve run a mile! Taurus You’re turned on by the colour red and love strong silent types. Taureans have...

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Prince Nigel Harnesses His Hormones!

September 16, 2009
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Prince Nigel Harnesses His Hormones!

ARCHIVE. Amended from original in issue 5, September 1995. Prince Nigel is the Queen’s second cousin, twice removed (twice removed, forcibly, from Buckingham Palace. He now lives in Battersea). After leaving the famous public school, Martindales, he settled into his bedsit with his collection of anoraks and proceeded to read the entire Inter City...

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