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Prince Nigel at Martindales

September 17, 2009
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Prince Nigel at Martindales

ARCHIVE. Amended from original in issue 2, January 1995. BEING BORN with a silver spoon in one’s mouth has its problems. For a start it’s a hellish borth experience for the mother. Especially if it’s a soup ladle. And it makes it so difficult to talk properly. But beyond these petty concerns, it makes...

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Video Nice-ies!

September 17, 2009
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Video Nice-ies!

ARCHIVE. Amended from original in issue 1, September 1994. A LOT OF PRESS coverage used to be given to the possible damaging effects that violent videos could have on unstable minds. They used to be called ‘Video Nasties’. ‘DVD Nasty’ doesn’t quite have the same ring about it, but the same principles apply. The...

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Prince Nigel Harnesses His Hormones!

September 16, 2009
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Prince Nigel Harnesses His Hormones!

ARCHIVE. Amended from original in issue 5, September 1995. Prince Nigel is the Queen’s second cousin, twice removed (twice removed, forcibly, from Buckingham Palace. He now lives in Battersea). After leaving the famous public school, Martindales, he settled into his bedsit with his collection of anoraks and proceeded to read the entire Inter City...

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