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Harry Redknapp dispells rumours that he’s in line to be the next England Manager!

Ian Parratt — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:58:32 +0000

European mythical figures

Gouders — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 17:46:43 +0000

Jackpot!

Gouders — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 17:54:27 +0000

Duckburg’s latest victim of the financial crisis!

Gouders — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 10:00:02 +0000

Ha! Book Review: 364 Days of Tedium

simonelli — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 16:41:31 +0000

WHAT A BRILLIANT idea! What does the man who only works on December 24th get up to for the rest of the year?

Advertising agency copywriter (and gifted cartoonist) Dave Cornmell has let his fevered imagination run around this topic and come up with a bizarre selection of episodes from Santa's life.

Apparently, because he orders all the presents online and the elves do all the manual labour, poor old Santa is bored out of his mind.

There's trouble in the toilet, hypochondria (the lump on his arse turns out to be a half eaten prawn) and reindeer up tho their necks in their own poo due to Santa's failure to muck them out. There are imaginary adventures involving french bread, bananas and carrots, strange visits by Big issue sellers in the bathroom and getting stuck in the ice at the North Pole.

It's all very irreverent and sometimes extremely near the knuckle but always a tour de force of the imagination and the cartoons are superbly crafted with an easily identifiable style.

Well worth cramming into somebody's Christmas stocking.

Buy it HERE: 364 Days of Tedium by David Cornmell

Simon Ellinas

Ha! Sunday Afternoon at the Movies #4

George — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 11:54:49 +0000

Caricatures by George Williams

Good game, good game . . .

simonelli — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:17:21 +0000

More than two flankers in the England rugby team

simonelli — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 07:48:12 +0000

Cartoons by Tim Leatherbarrow

How the UK economy is managed:

simonelli — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 20:46:46 +0000

Cartoons by Simon Ellinas

New Tory Party policies unveiled at conference

The Bull — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 09:18:54 +0000

AT THE CONSERVATIVE Party conference in Manchester, our visionary Prime Minister amazed party colleagues and journalists alike by pledging to clear all the credit card debts of UK residents.

To universal acclaim Cameron confirmed that the UK is also pulling out of Afganistan and Iraq, doing away with nuclear weapons, and finally ditching the ailing pound to join the euro.

The railways are to be re-built, with all the Beeching-stricken stations re-opening, and public transport will be completely free for the over-30s.

In a move that totally devasted the Labour opposition and Mr Clegg’s motley crew, the Prime Minister was also able to confirm the following.

• Petrol prices to be cut by 50%
• Energy prices to be cut by 45%
• Supermarket profits to be refunded to registered customers
• Students to be paid £3000 per annum for their university places with completely exam-free, guaranteed degrees at the end of only one year
• Boris Johnson to be made Minister of The Back Room Somewhere Out Of Harm's Reach
• Pigs will be issued with pilot licences

This statement was put out by the government’s new press officer, Mr Max Clifford, ably assisted by Mr Harry Hill.

Writing by Roger Bull

Cartoon by Simon Ellinas