STOP PRESS: 306 MPs DECIDE WHETHER 62MILLION PEOPLE WANT TO ENTER EURO
Thursday, May 17, 6:11 pm
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BY TAKING THE most sub-human particles, which are MPs and the most sub-human being the main party leaders and firing them at each other at speeds faster than light (the speed of political blame). The colossal impact, as can be deduced from the equation E=MP2 will reduce the sub-human particles into smaller sub-human particles...
WHAT A WEEK! What IS all this leaking out of the Lubyanka? The Politburo has come up with a real corker this time. ‘Josef’ Brown has spotted a flaw in the First-Past-The-Post electoral system: the flaw being he won’t be able to continue as commissar after the morning of May 7th. No tea &...
CRIKEY! SORRY TO exhume a theme given the BJ once-over in an earlier blog, but have you seen the latest opinion polls? Don’t bother! Horribile dictu, we’ve slipped into hung parliament terrain when we should be firmly in Tory hanging and flogging territory. By rights the Louts’ Party should be a diminishing dot in...
CHILCOTT: Did you do anything wrong? BLAIR: No. CHILCOTT: I think that concludes our business here, gentlemen.
Gordon Brown in remake of Jason and The Argonauts! Cartoons and caricatures by Tim Leatherbarrow
What-ho, peasants! Your Humble Bumbler here. I just thought I’d slope off from my Dick Whittington duties to dip the old quill in squid’s bile & pen a few thoughts about the impending arrival at your doorstep of complete strangers laying claim to the contents of your ballot slip. Yes, my friends. The Election...
“Get a move on! They’ve just awarded themselves another rise!” Cartoons and caricatures by Guy Carter
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Lunatics run riot in asylum
TEMPERS WERE RUNNING high yesterday in Westminster's Lunatic Asylum. Daffy Dave was boasting about saving a lot of money, Goofy Gordon was calling him 'stupid' and another one was simply burbling incoherently in the corner. It's up to us to free these poor unfortunates from their torment. Apparently the first sign of madness is...
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