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Cartoons by Simon Ellinas
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LATEST TRAVEL NEWS: Hitch hikers are well aware of all the dire warnings against the dangers of travelling the world depending on the kindness of complete strangers. You never know who you are thumbing a lift from. We all know that the world is full of psychotic, axe-wielding maniacs and that The Texas Chainsaw...
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THE UK WAS rocked by the shock revelation that a prominent public figure's spouse has no interest whatsoever in publicity. The spouse, who happens to be a woman, lives quietly in a grace and favour residence near her husband's political office and busies herself with housework, knitting, doing Sudokus and watching Countdown. Newspapers and...
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YOU ARE CORDIALLY invited to apply for membership to the most exclusive members' club in Oxford University. The Bullingdon Club If you're an Old Etonian, thoroughly stashed with cash and are, quite frankly, totally entitled to rule the country, you may be eligible. The benefits of joining the Bullingdon: • You don't work for...
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A PETITION TO allow UK Prime Minister David Cameron marry his live-in Deputy Nick Clegg was given short shrift today. A spokesperson announced that while the UK Government welcomed marriages between same sex couples, Cameron and Clegg couldn't get married because they are merely puppets 'with no sexual orientation'. The long running kids' show...
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SORRY, MATE! Parliament's ordered a 20% cut of state institutions! Cartoons by Guy Carter
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YES, THAT'S RIGHT. Another Stephen Fry book signing session in Waterstones. Cartoons and caricatures by Simon Ellinas
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Cartoons and caricatures by Jean Gouders
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SPEAKER'S WIFE Sally Bercow has some sage advice for Foreign Secretary William Hague following his panic-stricken public denial about being homosexual. "My first thought was 'why are you doing this?' I think he was given duff PR advice." Wise words indeed from the woman who, in 2009, publicly announced that she was a binge...
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New drivers for the UK! Cartoon by Simon Ellinas
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Alistair Darling tells it like it was!
THE FORMER LABOUR Chancellor has released his memoirs to disclose several shocking revelations about Gordon Brown's administration as Prime Minister: 1) He failed to grasp the seriousness of the recession 2) There was an atmosphere of crisis and chaos 3) The Pope is Catholic 4) Bears shit in the woods 5) The sky is...
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