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Alistair Darling tells it like it was!

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September 4, 2011
Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling

THE FORMER LABOUR Chancellor has released his memoirs to disclose several shocking revelations about Gordon Brown's administration as Prime Minister: 1) He failed to grasp the seriousness of the recession 2) There was an atmosphere of crisis and chaos 3) The Pope is Catholic 4) Bears shit in the woods 5) The sky is...
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Evicted again?

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August 28, 2011
Sally Bercow Evicted from Big Brother and . . .?

Cartoons by Simon Ellinas
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Who is going to stop for this hitch-hiker?

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August 28, 2011
Who is going to stop for this hitch-hiker?

LATEST TRAVEL NEWS: Hitch hikers are well aware of all the dire warnings against the dangers of travelling the world depending on the kindness of complete strangers. You never know who you are thumbing a lift from. We all know that the world is full of psychotic, axe-wielding maniacs and that The Texas Chainsaw...
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Public figure’s spouse not interested in publicity shock

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August 27, 2011
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THE UK WAS rocked by the shock revelation that a prominent public figure's spouse has no interest whatsoever in publicity. The spouse, who happens to be a woman, lives quietly in a grace and favour residence near her husband's political office and busies herself with housework, knitting, doing Sudokus and watching Countdown. Newspapers and...
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David Cameron takes advice on riot control from U.S. cop

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August 25, 2011
Clint Eastwood with David Cameron

  Cartoons by Tim Leatherbarrow
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Join The Bullingdon Club! It’s a Riot!

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August 17, 2011
Cameron and Johnson in Bullingdon Club

YOU ARE CORDIALLY invited to apply for membership to the most exclusive members' club in Oxford University. The Bullingdon Club If you're an Old Etonian, thoroughly stashed with cash and are, quite frankly, totally entitled to rule the country, you may be eligible. The benefits of joining the Bullingdon: • You don't work for...
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David Cameron and Nick Clegg ‘not gay’ shock!

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August 15, 2011
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A PETITION TO allow UK Prime Minister David Cameron marry his live-in Deputy Nick Clegg was given short shrift today. A spokesperson announced that while the UK Government welcomed marriages between same sex couples, Cameron and Clegg couldn't get married because they are merely puppets 'with no sexual orientation'. The long running kids' show...
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Coalition Government cuts reach drastic levels!

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September 20, 2010
Coalition Government cuts reach drastic levels!

SORRY, MATE! Parliament's ordered a 20% cut of state institutions! Cartoons by Guy Carter
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Thousands turn out to welcome spiritual leader

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September 18, 2010
Thousands turn out to welcome spiritual leader

YES, THAT'S RIGHT. Another Stephen Fry book signing session in Waterstones. Cartoons and caricatures by Simon Ellinas
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Dutch, far right politician Geert Wilders, speeches against mosque near Ground Zero on 9-11

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September 13, 2010
Dutch, far right politician Geert Wilders, speeches against mosque near Ground  Zero on 9-11


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Sarkozy shows gipsies the door

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September 7, 2010
Sarkozy shows gipsies the door

Cartoons and caricatures by Jean Gouders
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Blair gives one to Brown

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September 7, 2010
Blair gives one to Brown

Cartoons by Tim Leatherbarrow
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Sound PR advice to William Hague from, er, Sally Bercow

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September 3, 2010

SPEAKER'S WIFE Sally Bercow has some sage advice for Foreign Secretary William Hague following his panic-stricken public denial about being homosexual. "My first thought was 'why are you doing this?' I think he was given duff PR advice." Wise words indeed from the woman who, in 2009, publicly announced that she was a binge...
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Infallible leader publishes memoirs!

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September 1, 2010
Infallible leader publishes memoirs!


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The Cameron-Cleggmobile!

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May 12, 2010
The Cameron-Cleggmobile!

New drivers for the UK!  Cartoon by Simon Ellinas
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Berlusconi thinks Ha! is great!

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May 11, 2010
Berlusconi thinks Ha! is great!


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Even Sarkozy likes Ha!…as long as it’s not about him!

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May 11, 2010
Even Sarkozy likes Ha!…as  long as it’s not about him!


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Greece on the leash of Europe and the IMF

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May 7, 2010
Greece on the leash of Europe and the IMF


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Hugo Chavez loves Ha!

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May 7, 2010
Hugo Chavez loves Ha!


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Kim Yong Il enjoys Ha!

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May 7, 2010
Kim  Yong Il enjoys Ha!


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