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Best celebrity reality TV moments.

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February 21, 2013

We love a laugh here as you know, and not much brings a smile to our face quite like a celebrity making a fool of themselves. And, thankfully, the all-conquering dominance of reality television programmed in our TV schedules means it’s really easy to see just that. Whether it’s celebrities trying to cook for...
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A Bingo take on the world of showbiz!

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August 2, 2012

You think of Bingo and you think of English seaside towns in a cold summer rainstorm with miserable people wishing they’d paid a bit more and gone to the Med – going “eyes down” as there’s nothing else to do, right? Well, fair enough perhaps for the bygone age – but today’s Bingo players...
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Some Good Old Fashioned Jokes

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February 17, 2012

WITH LIVE COMEDY on TV every night and almost all town centres having their own comedy club it’s easy to find yourself some stand-up at short notice. The question is, do they make it like they used to? Are today’s offerings are patch on comedy legends of old? Get Me In looks at some...
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Tim Vine talks to Mark Kelly on Chattoon!

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January 17, 2012


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Ha! Sunday Afternoon at the Movies #4

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October 16, 2011
Audrey_Hepburn Breakfast at Tiffany's

Caricatures by George Williams
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Good game, good game . . .

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October 13, 2011
Sir-Bruce-Forsyth being knighted by the Queen


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Ross Kemp: the unedited memoirs, Part 3

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October 9, 2011
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1978, Aged 16, Walthamstow college   SIXTEEN YEARS young and fresh out of school. God it felt good to be alive. Pimple they called me. Das college was a bustling affair with many distractions. But to be honest the worst thing I ever tried was a Snickers Bar. No, my real passion happened one...
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Ha! Sunday Morning at the Movies #3

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October 9, 2011
Bourne Supremacy cartoon caricature by George Williams

Caricatures by George Williams
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Ross Kemp: the unedited memoirs, Part 2

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October 1, 2011
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1972, Aged 12, Secondary school:   IT WAS ONLY in secondary school that I started to flourish. It was there that I began to act in some minor roles—Tom Thumb, Gullivers travels, Snow White, Streeb Grubling. I always got cast as the small guy, but God I loved it. There under the spotlight, the...
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Ha! Saturday Morning at the Movies #2

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October 1, 2011
Jack Nicholson in 12 Good Men Movie Poster caricature by George Williams

Caricatures by George Williams
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How love blossomed for Carla Bruni and Nicolas Sarkozy

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September 29, 2011
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NICOLAS BENT TO pick a buttercup and handed it to Carla. Carla's heart fluttered as his fingertips touched hers. "These, my dear," said Nicoals Sarkozy, pointing to some shrubbery, "are roses tremières and those are ornithogala pyramidales." Carla's legs turned to jelly. "Blimey!" she thought in her native cockney accent which she so cunningly...
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Why did they change Jif to Cif?

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September 29, 2011
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Comedy singer songwriter Elliot Mason
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Ross Kemp: the unedited memoirs. Part 1.

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September 24, 2011
Ross Kemp

MY NAME IS Ross Kemp and this is my life. Where do I start? No seriously where do I start? Gareth? F*cking hell, Gareth I need a hand here. Oi where’ve you gone? Gareth??!   It’s a minefield of choices this writing business. So many ways to skin a cat.   Inspiration. Its not...
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Ha! Saturday Morning at the Movies presents . . .

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September 24, 2011
Apocalypse Now movie poster caricature

Caricatures and cartoons by George Williams
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Charlie Sheen is completely out of control say worried friends

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September 17, 2011
Hollywood Star Charlie Sheen

HOLLYWOOD ACTOR and legendary hell-raiser, Charlie Sheen has worried his friends with his increasingly erratic behaviour. Sheen's routine normally includes regular alcohol and drug abuse, marital problems and alleged domestic violence. "We're used to seeing televisions coming flying through his front windows and drug dealers arriving and leaving at all hours of day and...
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The British Army unveil their secret weapon . . .

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September 16, 2011
Cheryl Cole singing in Afghanistan

Cartoonist Simon Ellinas
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Sarah Jessica Parker knows precisely how Christina Hendricks does it

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September 15, 2011
Sarah Jessica Parker and Christina Hendricks at premiere of I Don't Know How She Does It

AT THE PREMIERE of I Don't Know How She Does It starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Christina Hendricks, rumour was rife that that the two main stars of the film were contenders for Golden Globes. Cartoonist Simon Ellinas
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You can’t always get what you want, eh, Mick?

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September 15, 2011
Mick Jagger and Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones

Cartoons by Tim Leatherbarrow
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9/11 Media frenzy!

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September 10, 2011
Nice Flowers

LEFT: SOME nice flowers instead of the usual Twin Towers pic which we were lazy enough to include in an earlier edit which we now realise committed the same sins of the media we are lampooning below. NEWS ANCHOR, TED EXPECTANT: IT'S THE TENTH anniversary of the 9/11 attacks on New York and Washington...
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Jeremy Clarkson: the new voice of sat nav!

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September 7, 2011
clarkson cartoon

Cartoons by Ian Parratt
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