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The Fast Show is back and it’s better

December 23, 2011
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The Fast Show is back and it’s better than it ever was. I know you don’t believe this, but it’s true. But it’s only online, there are no TV versions of the new 2011 series, so get yourself over to Fosters.co.uk and “give yourself a bit of a treat” as faux music hall legend,...

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MARK KELLY’S DOWNSIZED DICTIONARY

December 3, 2011
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Affordable  Housing.   A term which has changed its point of reference from "council house" to "cardboard box".   NHS.   An acronym for free health care : Not Here Soon.   Nuclear  Winter.   Severe climate change, lengthy periods of darkness, below-freezing temperatures, violent windstorms, radioactive fallout, toxic smog, famine and possible disruption to Premiership fixtures....

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Cricket, Ugly Cricket

November 4, 2011
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Cricket, Ugly Cricket Cricket, ugly cricket At Lords where it happened The bowlers did their best So the fixers won the Test The bowling it was clandestine Spot betting’s a real gold mine Cricket, ugly cricket, Asif, Amir and Butt did it. No-balls had to be bowled At the time when they were told...

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Ed Milliband caught with striking dominatrix at Congress House, London

September 14, 2011
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Ed Milliband

NOT TO BE OUTDONE by the Conservative Chancellor George Osborne, Labour leader Ed Milliband received a whipping from several hundred members of the Trades Union Congress in London earlier this week. Cartoonist and caricaturist Simon Ellinas.  

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Michelangelo – The Missing Years

October 16, 2009
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Michelangelo – The Missing Years

Archive, Issue 2, January 1995 A RECENTLY-PUBLISHED book reveals that Renaissance painter, Michelangelo actually disappeared for three years. Albert Crust, author of ‘Michelangelo Actually Disappeared For Three Years’, explains: “It was during the painting of the Sistine Chapel that this strange phenomenon was observed. While inside, the great artist was perfectly visible, but as...

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