WHAT A WEEK! What IS all this leaking out of the Lubyanka? The Politburo has come up with a real corker this time. ‘Josef’ Brown has spotted a flaw in the First-Past-The-Post electoral system: the flaw being he won’t be able to continue as commissar after the morning of May 7th.
No tea & biscuits with [...]
CRIKEY! SORRY TO exhume a theme given the BJ once-over in an earlier blog, but have you seen the latest opinion polls? Don’t bother! Horribile dictu, we’ve slipped into hung parliament terrain when we should be firmly in Tory hanging and flogging territory. By rights the Louts’ Party should be a diminishing dot in the [...]
WELL, THAT’S THAT! We can crack open the Cava and spray each other like a triumvirate of F1 tax exiles prancing about on a podium. The recession, it seems, is over. Yes, my friends, it appears that the economy – whatever that was – has enlarged by a piddling nought-point-nought-piffling-one percent & that, yet again, [...]
What-ho, peasants!
Your Humble Bumbler here. I just thought I’d slope off from my Dick Whittington duties to dip the old quill in squid’s bile & pen a few thoughts about the impending arrival at your doorstep of complete strangers laying claim to the contents of your ballot slip. Yes, my friends. The Election That Never [...]
Archives, issue 2, Jan 1995
Ref: Tory sex scandal, David Mellor and Antonia de Sancha
IN MORE ROBUST times than ours, any courtier who incurred the monarch’s displeasure was stripped of his finery, kitted out in sackcloth and ashes and paraded through the streets for the amusement of the commoners. From ‘His Grace’ to disgrace was but [...]
NASA’S SEARCH FOR water on the moon has stirred up the medical world no end. The space agency plans to blast the lunar surface with high explosive, and then take snapshots of the resultant dust cloud to see if any H2O has been coaxed out of hiding. This method is now being tested to help [...]
ARCHIVE. Issue 4, May 1995.
Star Signs and Sex
Aries
You’re known as the Roger Bannisters of the bedroom. You’re quickest off he mark, but after four minutes of huffing and puffing you feel like you’ve run a mile!
Taurus
You’re turned on by the colour red and love strong silent types. Taureans have been known to conduct lengthy affairs [...]
Are you as turned on as I am?
