ARCHIVE. Issue 2, January 1995. (A conservative view of the literary arts) THE POET SAYS your eyes are two limpid pools, I think they’re more like puddles. Th poet says your kisses taste like fine wine, I think they’re more like Ruddles. He thinks he’s a hopeless romantic, I just think he’s hopeless. He thinks [...]
ARCHIVE. Issue 2, January 1995. THE WHEEL OF LIFE was wobbling as Mu Ling pushed his mortal trolley through the aisles of Infinity Superstores plc. He heard his Master’s voice echoing from within a freezer of frozen vegetables and discovered the learned one thrashing about in the peas and sprouts in search of the half-drunk [...]
ARCHIVE. Issue 1, September 1994. THE MASTER OF Wisdom was well-known to the authorities as the foremost proponent of the twin techniques of thoughtlessness and mindlessness. Released into the community, he was often visited by an eager young student called Mu Ling who had inwardly digested a copy of Zen and the Art of Marketing [...]
Are you as turned on as I am?