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Infallible leader publishes memoirs!
By simonelli on Sep 01, 2010 in Authors, Caricatures, Featured, Ha! Website Covers, Humour, News, Politics, Simon Ellinas
Category: Simon Ellinas
The Cameron-Cleggmobile!
By simonelli on May 12, 2010 in Authors, Caricatures, Cartoons, Featured, Humour, News, Politics, Simon Ellinas
New drivers for the UK! Cartoon by Simon Ellinas
Britain’s Got No Talent!
By simonelli on May 05, 2010 in Authors, Caricatures, Cartoons, Featured, Humour, News, Politics, Simon Ellinas
Lunatics run riot in asylum
TEMPERS WERE RUNNING high yesterday in Westminster's Lunatic Asylum. Daffy Dave was boasting about saving a lot of money, Goofy Gordon was calling him 'stupid' and another one was simply burbling incoherently in the corner. It's up to us to free these poor unfortunates from their torment. Apparently the first sign of madness is a [...]
Newsflash! Bruce Forsyth and Paul Daniels touring together!
BBC NEWSFLASH: "The remarkable remains of two ancient human-like creatures (hominids) have been found in South Africa"
Scream of Consciousness: Other People
1st March 2010 WALKING UP THE hill I go past many houses and a few blocks of flats. A multitude of unconnected strangers lead out their lives behind various constructs of brick, wood and tile. Other people’s lives have a mystery and glamour about them which make good stories. I have often seen, from a [...]
Scream of consciousness: Mirrors
By Gouders on Apr 07, 2010 in Article, Authors, Humour, Screams of Consciousness, Short Story, Simon Ellinas
JUST CAUGHT MYSELF writing a comment to someone’s blog. I caught myself just in time because it was going to be a negative comment. A whiney, moany, complainy sort of thing which, if you know me, you’ll know doesn’t really suit me. Gosh, that’s a lot of ‘I’s, ‘myself’s and ‘me’s in one paragraph. I’m [...]
Dawkins discovers there IS a God after all
By simonelli on Mar 22, 2010 in Authors, Caricatures, Cartoons, Featured, Ha! Website Covers, Humour, News, Simon Ellinas
How Homoeopathy works
By Paul Baker on Feb 24, 2010 in Authors, Baker's Take, Cartoons, Ha! Website Covers, Humour, News, Paul Baker, Politics, Simon Ellinas
Writing by Simon Ellinas Cartoons and caricatures by Paul Baker
Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom – how it all works…
By HaMag on Feb 03, 2010 in Authors, Cartoons, Featured, Ha! Website Covers, Humour, News, Paul Baker, Simon Ellinas
Earthquake in Hollywood!
By Paul Baker on Jan 27, 2010 in Authors, Baker's Take, Caricatures, Featured, Humour, News, Paul Baker, Simon Ellinas
Caricatures by Paul Baker Colours and Words by Simon Ellinas
That Chilcott Iraq War Enquiry Interview with Tony Blair – IN FULL!
CHILCOTT: Did you do anything wrong? BLAIR: No. CHILCOTT: I think that concludes our business here, gentlemen.
What they said about the second issue of Ha!
Archive, issue 3, March 1995 “What a wonderful idea!” – Miles Kington “It’s funnier than Squib was.” – Tony Husband, cartoonist and former editor of Oink! “Brilliant effort!” – Steve Way, ex-cartoon editor of Punch “No” (in answer to four out of six questions on our questionnaire) – John Brown, publisher of Viz (so we [...]
Why, oh why?
By simonelli on Oct 24, 2009 in Authors, Detritus, Ha! Archives, Ha! History, Humour, Issue2, Simon Ellinas, Why-oh-why?
Archive, issue 2, Jan 1995 WHY -OH-WHY do supermarkets use superglue to label their fruit? WHY-OH-WHY do insurance salesman ring you up for ‘a little chat’ and then go on to try to sell you insurance? WHY-OH-WHY is pornographic,lewd, sexist, racist and totally puerile humour classed as ‘adult’? WHY-OH-WHY doesn’t the man on the Clapham [...]
Clowns sue banana skins
By simonelli on Oct 24, 2009 in Detritus, Ha! Archives, Ha! History, Humour, Issue2, Short Story, Simon Ellinas
Archive, amended from issue 2, Jan 1995 PARIS. A HISTORIC court action was started here this week. The plaintiffs are the French Association of Clowns who are accusing the defendants, Banana Skins of flasely masquerading as a comic device. René Pou-Pou, the clowns’ spokesman explained: “Eets incroyable. Pour trop longtemps ze skins de bananes avez [...]
The Cartoon Festival at St Just-le-Martel
St. Just-le-Martel – 28 Glorious Years! CARTOONS, CARICATURES AND cartooning have yet to be elevated to the status of ‘artform’ by the Arts Council in the UK. And perhaps this is a national attitude reflected in the difficulty of establishing a regular celebratory festival of the art (I’m going to use the term just to [...]
Zoo-illogical Gardens
By simonelli on Oct 01, 2009 in Article, Authors, Ha! Archives, Ha! History, Humour, Issue2, Simon Ellinas
ARCHIVE: Amended from Issue 2, January 1995 LONDON ZOO IS a good place to go if you want to look at animals. But then so are the Houses of Parliament or any tube train in the rush hour. A visit to the zoo always raises suspicions that the animals are also looking at us. Recently [...]