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Category: Issue 4

Nightmare at Primark!
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Nightmare at Primark!

By simonelli on Sep 24, 2009 in Article, Authors, Featured, Ha! Archives, Ha! History, Humour, Issue 4, Simon Ellinas

ARCHIVE. Amended from original in issue 4, May 1995.
YOU’RE WALKING DOWN a crowded street and to your horror, you notice the people looking at you and laughing. They’re pointing at your nether regions and when you look down, you notice that you are not wearing anything but a skimpy sleeveless vest.
For an unfortunate few this [...]

Ho-Ho-Scopes
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Ho-Ho-Scopes

By Guy Carter on Sep 23, 2009 in Authors, Guy Carter, Ha! Archives, Ha! History, Ho-Ho-Scopes, Humour, Issue 4

ARCHIVE. Issue 4, May 1995.
Star Signs and Sex
Aries
You’re known as the Roger Bannisters of the bedroom. You’re quickest off he mark, but after four minutes of huffing and puffing you feel like you’ve run a mile!
Taurus
You’re turned on by the colour red and love strong silent types. Taureans have been known to conduct lengthy affairs [...]

Prince Nigel Harnesses His Hormones!
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Prince Nigel Harnesses His Hormones!

By simonelli on Sep 16, 2009 in Authors, Ha! Archives, Ha! History, Issue 4, Simon Ellinas

ARCHIVE. Amended from original in issue 5, September 1995.

Prince Nigel is the Queen’s second cousin, twice removed (twice removed, forcibly, from Buckingham Palace. He now lives in Battersea). After leaving the famous public school, Martindales, he settled into his bedsit with his collection of anoraks and proceeded to read the entire Inter City and regional [...]

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