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Ho-Ho-Scopes
By Guy Carter on Sep 23, 2009 in Authors, Guy Carter, Ha! Archives, Ha! History, Ho-Ho-Scopes, Humour, Issue 4
ARCHIVE. Issue 4, May 1995.
Star Signs and Sex
Aries
You’re known as the Roger Bannisters of the bedroom. You’re quickest off he mark, but after four minutes of huffing and puffing you feel like you’ve run a mile!
Taurus
You’re turned on by the colour red and love strong silent types. Taureans have been known to conduct lengthy affairs [...]
