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There’s no such thing as The Poetry Society
By Mark Kelly on Sep 25, 2009 in Authors, Ha! Archives, Ha! History, Humour, Issue2, Mark Kelly, Poetry
ARCHIVE. Issue 2, January 1995.
(A conservative view of the literary arts)
THE POET SAYS your eyes are two limpid pools,
I think they’re more like puddles.
Th poet says your kisses taste like fine wine,
I think they’re more like Ruddles.
He thinks he’s a hopeless romantic,
I just think he’s hopeless.
He thinks he’s a visionary,
I think he’s just out of [...]

