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Join The Bullingdon Club! It’s a Riot!

August 17, 2011
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YOU ARE CORDIALLY invited to apply for membership to the most exclusive members' club in Oxford University.


The Bullingdon Club

Cameron and Johnson in Bullingdon Club

If you're an Old Etonian, thoroughly stashed with cash and are, quite frankly, totally entitled to rule the country, you may be eligible.

The benefits of joining the Bullingdon:

• You don't work for your exams, your servants do it for you

• Network with likeminded future rulers, captains of industry and men who can't keep their trousers up

• Smash up restaurants and set fire to toilets the David Cameron and Boris Johnson way!

The Bullingdon Club: Smash it, crash it but don't worry, Ma and Pa will cash it.

 

 

 

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This entry was posted on August 17, 2011 at 10:04 pm and is filed under Authors, Humour, News, Politics, Simon Ellinas. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

  • http://twitter.com/Jailpoet charles byshe gilmor

    Dear Sir I am and will always be a member of the Bullys! Contra Mundum!!

  • http://humour.co.uk Simon Ellinas

    How delightful to make your acquaintance, Sir.

  • https://disqus.com/ SE9

    Is he not a certain Master Charlie Gilmor, the same Master Charlie Gilmor that is currently being detained at Her Majesty’s Pleasure?! Is blogging in general actually allowed whilst being behind bars at the Queen’s Pleasure?!



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