MARK KELLY’S DOWNSIZED DICTIONARY

December 3, 2011
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Affordable  Housing.   A term which has changed its point of reference from "council house" to "cardboard box".

 

NHS.   An acronym for free health care : Not Here Soon.

 

Nuclear  Winter.   Severe climate change, lengthy periods of darkness, below-freezing

temperatures, violent windstorms, radioactive fallout, toxic smog, famine and possible

disruption to Premiership fixtures.

 

War  Crimes  Trial.   A process which, following a conflict, guarantees the successful prosecution of leaders on the losing side.

 

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