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MARK KELLY'S DOWNSIZED DICTIONARY Language can be tricky. Have you ever tried using it? What do words really mean? What do words like really really mean? The Downsized Dictionary upgrades towards a complete language which will overthrow capitalism. Or your money back. Read on…. Affordable Housing. A term which...
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WICHITA – Local man Dennis Love today admitted to friends and drinking buddies that he, in fact, has no idea how to play poker. This resulted in six immediate invites to poker games, hosted by each one of his friends. In each case he was advised to "bring his wallet," while Love sarcastically replied,...
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Jean Gouders
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THOSE OF YOU who arrived here as a result of Googling ˜Heavy Artillery”, ˜Hawaiian Airlines” or ˜Hydrocephalus Association” may discover they have little interest in the following. However, if, as I suspect, you are reading Ha! because you have a tendency toward word-for-word recitation of Monty Python sketches, the works of Milligan and Cook...
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Advert and caricature courtesy of Jean Gouders
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WELL, THAT’S THAT! We can crack open the Cava and spray each other like a triumvirate of F1 tax exiles prancing about on a podium. The recession, it seems, is over. Yes, my friends, it appears that the economy – whatever that was – has enlarged by a piddling nought-point-nought-piffling-one percent & that, yet...
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CHILCOTT: Did you do anything wrong? BLAIR: No. CHILCOTT: I think that concludes our business here, gentlemen.
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ARCHIVE. Amended from original in issue 2, January 1995. BEING BORN with a silver spoon in one’s mouth has its problems. For a start it’s a hellish borth experience for the mother. Especially if it’s a soup ladle. And it makes it so difficult to talk properly. But beyond these petty concerns, it makes...
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