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Posts Tagged ‘ humor ’

Some Good Old Fashioned Jokes

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February 17, 2012

WITH LIVE COMEDY on TV every night and almost all town centres having their own comedy club it’s easy to find yourself some stand-up at short notice. The question is, do they make it like they used to? Are today’s offerings are patch on comedy legends of old? Get Me In looks at some...
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Muammar Gaddafi 1942-2011 R.I.H.

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October 24, 2011
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THE DEATH HAS been announced of Corporal Muammar Gaddafi who died peacefully after a lifetime of service to his people which was conducted with his characteristic brand of honour and dignity. He was only 38, but, worn down by the responsibilities of providing generous welfare benefits for his subjects, he resembled a nonagenarian. A...
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Mark Kelly’s Downsized Dictionary – 1st Edition

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October 19, 2011
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  MARK KELLY'S DOWNSIZED DICTIONARY     Language can be tricky. Have you ever tried using it? What do words really mean? What do words like really really mean? The Downsized Dictionary upgrades towards a complete language which will overthrow capitalism. Or your money back. Read on….     Affordable  Housing.   A term which...
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Ha! Book Review: 364 Days of Tedium

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October 19, 2011
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WHAT A BRILLIANT idea! What does the man who only works on December 24th get up to for the rest of the year? Advertising agency copywriter (and gifted cartoonist) Dave Cornmell has let his fevered imagination run around this topic and come up with a bizarre selection of episodes from Santa's life. Apparently, because...
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Man admits he has no idea how to play poker

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October 17, 2011
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WICHITA – Local man Dennis Love today admitted to friends and drinking buddies that he, in fact, has no idea how to play poker. This resulted in six immediate invites to poker games, hosted by each one of his friends.  In each case he was advised to "bring his wallet," while Love sarcastically replied,...
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Ha! Sunday Afternoon at the Movies #4

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October 16, 2011
Audrey_Hepburn Breakfast at Tiffany's

Caricatures by George Williams
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Ha! Social Media Success Course, lesson #1

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October 13, 2011
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by Steve Holmes HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN how to tie your shoelaces? Don't worry. You are not alone. In this busy world of clouded multitasking with shiny plastic gadgets it's becoming all too easy to lose track of those essential basics without which no great leader can completely express their core and randomly distributed visions....
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Eat more and exercise less, says government

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October 13, 2011
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THAT'S WHAT fat people do according to government health spokesperson Brian Box, pictured left. "Studies have shown that people who eat more are fatter than people who eat less," Mr Box said at a taxpayer-subsidised conference on Fat People and What They Should Do. "Also, people who get up out of their armchairs once...
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Good game, good game . . .

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October 13, 2011
Sir-Bruce-Forsyth being knighted by the Queen


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Survivalist faces his toughest challenge yet

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October 13, 2011
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CRAG THUNDER, the world-famous survivalist and the man who once called Bear Grylls 'a girl', is facing the toughest challenge of his career. Having climbed Mount Everest single-handed TWICE and swum the length of the Amazon while dressed as Biffo the Bear, Crag came to international prominence when he jumped off the Eiffel Tower,...
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More than two flankers in the England rugby team

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October 11, 2011
Cartoon of England-Rugby-Team by Tim Leatherbarrow

Cartoons by Tim Leatherbarrow
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The Leatherbarrow Rant #1: Tony Blair

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October 9, 2011
Caricatire of Tony Blair by Tim Leatherbarrow

TONY BLAIR IS the bastard who gave politics spin and made politicians almost trendy. He was always charming and smiling, ever ready to yank his tie off, ditch his jacket and roll up his shirtsleeves ready to get down and dirty when things got busy and there where plenty of cameras about. For Tony...
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Politician caught telling truth sensation

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October 9, 2011
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THE HOUSE OF COMMONS was rocked by allegations about a politician who is suspected of telling the truth on at least one occasion. "A disgrace to our noble vocation" – Tony Blair "I hope he didn't inhale" – Bill Clinton "You couldn't make it up" – Jeffrey Archer "I'm turning in my grave"- Richard...
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Britain’s Cash Hits the Fan

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October 9, 2011
caricature of Reg and Ronnie Kray Twins by Simon Ellinas

IN AN ACT of defiance following his recent Court appearances, the Guv of the Bank of England, Ronnie King together with his twin brother Reg have thrown caution to the wind, along with £75 billion of other people's money. Speaking at a news conference at the Blind Beggar venue in London's fashionable Whitechapel, a...
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Ross Kemp: the unedited memoirs, Part 3

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October 9, 2011
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1978, Aged 16, Walthamstow college   SIXTEEN YEARS young and fresh out of school. God it felt good to be alive. Pimple they called me. Das college was a bustling affair with many distractions. But to be honest the worst thing I ever tried was a Snickers Bar. No, my real passion happened one...
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How the UK economy is managed:

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October 7, 2011
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Cartoons by Simon Ellinas
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David Cameron’s rousing Tory conference speech

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October 5, 2011
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Caricatures and cartoons by Paul Baker
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Charity begins at Home Secretary

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October 4, 2011

OUR CONFERENCE CORRESPONDENT WRITES: IN A BLISTERING attack on the rest of the World, the Home Secretary, Theresa May, told the Tory Party Conference today that nobody other than thoroughbred British people have any right to a family life in a free society. "How can anyone who is not completely British possibly merit a...
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Knox Guilty!

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October 4, 2011

SORRY, THE DAILY MAIL misheard. That should read NOT GUILTY!
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How to get people to do things for nothing – Craigs List

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October 3, 2011
Craigs List Jobs for Nothing


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