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Posts Tagged ‘ satire ’

Sarcasm and Irony

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April 13, 2012

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN sarcasm and irony is lost on most people. The odds are that most people will think that they are the same. Well, in a way they would be right, except that sarcasm is a more nasty form of irony, used primarily to score points or to hurt. It would be ironic...
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Muammar Gaddafi 1942-2011 R.I.H.

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October 24, 2011
DeadDuck

THE DEATH HAS been announced of Corporal Muammar Gaddafi who died peacefully after a lifetime of service to his people which was conducted with his characteristic brand of honour and dignity. He was only 38, but, worn down by the responsibilities of providing generous welfare benefits for his subjects, he resembled a nonagenarian. A...
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Mark Kelly’s Downsized Dictionary – 1st Edition

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October 19, 2011
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  MARK KELLY'S DOWNSIZED DICTIONARY     Language can be tricky. Have you ever tried using it? What do words really mean? What do words like really really mean? The Downsized Dictionary upgrades towards a complete language which will overthrow capitalism. Or your money back. Read on….     Affordable  Housing.   A term which...
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Man admits he has no idea how to play poker

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October 17, 2011
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WICHITA – Local man Dennis Love today admitted to friends and drinking buddies that he, in fact, has no idea how to play poker. This resulted in six immediate invites to poker games, hosted by each one of his friends.  In each case he was advised to "bring his wallet," while Love sarcastically replied,...
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Eat more and exercise less, says government

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October 13, 2011
BrianBox

THAT'S WHAT fat people do according to government health spokesperson Brian Box, pictured left. "Studies have shown that people who eat more are fatter than people who eat less," Mr Box said at a taxpayer-subsidised conference on Fat People and What They Should Do. "Also, people who get up out of their armchairs once...
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Good game, good game . . .

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October 13, 2011
Sir-Bruce-Forsyth being knighted by the Queen


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Survivalist faces his toughest challenge yet

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October 13, 2011
DerelictHospital

CRAG THUNDER, the world-famous survivalist and the man who once called Bear Grylls 'a girl', is facing the toughest challenge of his career. Having climbed Mount Everest single-handed TWICE and swum the length of the Amazon while dressed as Biffo the Bear, Crag came to international prominence when he jumped off the Eiffel Tower,...
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The Leatherbarrow Rant #1: Tony Blair

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October 9, 2011
Caricatire of Tony Blair by Tim Leatherbarrow

TONY BLAIR IS the bastard who gave politics spin and made politicians almost trendy. He was always charming and smiling, ever ready to yank his tie off, ditch his jacket and roll up his shirtsleeves ready to get down and dirty when things got busy and there where plenty of cameras about. For Tony...
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Politician caught telling truth sensation

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October 9, 2011
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THE HOUSE OF COMMONS was rocked by allegations about a politician who is suspected of telling the truth on at least one occasion. "A disgrace to our noble vocation" – Tony Blair "I hope he didn't inhale" – Bill Clinton "You couldn't make it up" – Jeffrey Archer "I'm turning in my grave"- Richard...
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Britain’s Cash Hits the Fan

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October 9, 2011
caricature of Reg and Ronnie Kray Twins by Simon Ellinas

IN AN ACT of defiance following his recent Court appearances, the Guv of the Bank of England, Ronnie King together with his twin brother Reg have thrown caution to the wind, along with £75 billion of other people's money. Speaking at a news conference at the Blind Beggar venue in London's fashionable Whitechapel, a...
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How the UK economy is managed:

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October 7, 2011
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Cartoons by Simon Ellinas
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David Cameron’s rousing Tory conference speech

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October 5, 2011
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Caricatures and cartoons by Paul Baker
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Knox Guilty!

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October 4, 2011

SORRY, THE DAILY MAIL misheard. That should read NOT GUILTY!
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Just when the Scots need a stiff drink . . .

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October 2, 2011
Alex Salmond

SCOTTISH BOOZE CRISIS: Salmon Addresses the Nation   MY FELLOW SCOTS, I am speaking to you at a grave time. Our Proud Nation is smitten by a tidal wave of cheap Sassenach booze which is sapping the very lifeblood of our economy. We Scots are proud of our fine traditions especially our fearless consumption...
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Ross Kemp: the unedited memoirs, Part 2

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October 1, 2011
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1972, Aged 12, Secondary school:   IT WAS ONLY in secondary school that I started to flourish. It was there that I began to act in some minor roles—Tom Thumb, Gullivers travels, Snow White, Streeb Grubling. I always got cast as the small guy, but God I loved it. There under the spotlight, the...
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Ha! Saturday Morning at the Movies #2

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October 1, 2011
Jack Nicholson in 12 Good Men Movie Poster caricature by George Williams

Caricatures by George Williams
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How love blossomed for Carla Bruni and Nicolas Sarkozy

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September 29, 2011
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NICOLAS BENT TO pick a buttercup and handed it to Carla. Carla's heart fluttered as his fingertips touched hers. "These, my dear," said Nicoals Sarkozy, pointing to some shrubbery, "are roses tremières and those are ornithogala pyramidales." Carla's legs turned to jelly. "Blimey!" she thought in her native cockney accent which she so cunningly...
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New TV comedy, this week only: Are Two Eds Better Than One?

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September 26, 2011
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THE LATEST COMEDY double act to hit the screens has taken the nation by storm with "Two Eds Are Better Than One" blowing away audiences in Liverpool. Playing to rapturous applause from an admittedly partisan audience, Ed Miliband, the tall, ahem, good looking one without glasses joshes and banters with his straight man, the...
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It’s all relative, Einstein

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September 26, 2011
Speed of Light Neutrino

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD, ALBERT? Cartoons by Tim Leatherbarrow
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Ross Kemp: the unedited memoirs. Part 1.

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September 24, 2011
Ross Kemp

MY NAME IS Ross Kemp and this is my life. Where do I start? No seriously where do I start? Gareth? F*cking hell, Gareth I need a hand here. Oi where’ve you gone? Gareth??!   It’s a minefield of choices this writing business. So many ways to skin a cat.   Inspiration. Its not...
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